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Black mass scores perfectly in feedback forms

A SATANIC ritual in Devon has received top marks in every category on attendees’ feedback forms.

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Wind turbines attack school

UNSIGHTLY wind turbines have attacked a school near Swindon, leaving a trail of dismembered corpses in their wake.

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