Friday, 28th February 2020

Brexiter sure fairies at bottom of his garden could sort this mess out

A MAN who voted for Brexit has confirmed that the small group of fairies at the bottom of his garden could sort this whole mess out if only they were given a chance.

Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, said the fairies that live in the hedges and shrubs had even written a coherent solution to the Irish backstop.

Bishop said: “They really are well thought out, intelligent, convincing arguments. You've just got to be able to speak fairy to understand them.

“Though if you can speak 'pixie' you should also be able get the gist of it.”

He added: “I've contacted my local MP to offer the fairies services, but I've had no reply.

“There's anti-British fairy agenda in this country. When was the last time you saw a proper British fairy, sprite or pixie on the BBC?”