THE only person in Britain who still does Lent is in the midst of a savage chocolate frenzy.
Julian Cook, 34, from Stevenage, is devouring Creme Eggs in one gulp and making ‘chocolate sandwiches’ out of two Wispas and a Lion Bar.
Cook’s wife Alison said: “He’s been invading local Easter egg hunts and pushing tiny children out the way just for a bag of Mini-Eggs.
“Then he takes them to his shed and slams the door shut. You would not believe the noises. My God.”
Mrs Cook added: “He is the Destroyer.”