BUS lanes mean that Soviet Russia is still alive and well in Britain today, a motorist has claimed.
Nissan Qashqai driver Nathan Muir believes bus lanes, which give large numbers of low-paid workers priority over entrepreneurs, essentially mean that Lenin has won.
He continued: “The Red jackboot, shaped like a bus, stamps on the fingers of wealth creators again and again.
“I see that bus, loaded with grinning children like China’s Cultural Revolution, sail past me each morning and I know the war is over, and the West has lost.
“I don’t mind taxis, they’re Thatcherite. Cyclists remind me of the Viet Cong.”