CHOCOLATE maker Cadbury has ignored the biblical story of Jesus getting a Wispa egg off a rabbit, it has been claimed.
Religious leaders attacked the confectioner for branding its Easter event as a non-religious ‘Cadbury Egg Hunt’, despite clear Bible references to a talking rabbit who gives Jesus a chocolate egg wrapped in foil.
Prime minister Theresa May said: “As a parson’s daughter, I know all about the Bible because it was the only book allowed in our house apart from the Yellow Pages.
“Matthew 15:39-41 clearly describes how, just as Jesus was feeling depressed about his impending crucifixion, a big friendly rabbit appeared and introduced itself as ‘Gregory’.
“Gregory the rabbit gave Jesus a basket containing a Wispa egg in a presentation box with two Wispa bars, and a packet of Mini Eggs.
“Jesus ate the lot in one go, he wasn’t worried about indigestion because he had other stuff on his mind.”
May added: “That, in a nutshell, is Easter. It’s a very clear and logical religious festival that we celebrate on a completely random date every year.”