CENTER Parcs is heaven for people who voted Leave, it has been confirmed.
Research by the Institute for Studies found Center Parcs was the dream destination for anyone who likes Brexit, because it feels like a lovely British village but under a protective dome.
Leave voter and holidaymaker Donna Sheridan said: “It wasn’t about having it in for foreigners.
“I know you asked me why I like Center Parcs, but I just felt I had to tell you that first. It was about getting more money for the NHS.”
Fellow Leave voter Norman Steele added: “I love Center Parcs as it’s the type of place where you can read the Daily Mail whilst going down a water slide and no one will look twice at you.
“They also do archery here which is great if you want to build hand-eye coordination, or perhaps protect your borders from the French.
“I do hope once Brexit goes through that they will change the name to Center Parks instead of Center Parcs. It’s just a bit more British, isn’t it?”