Pissed off Christmas trees refusing to leave loft in protest at 2016


BRITISH Christmas trees have said they cannot face being in living rooms after such a hellish year.

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Blair discovers centre ground is now a smouldering hole

FORMER prime minister Tony Blair has discovered the centre ground on which he was planning to build his new institute is now a large crater.

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