Monday, 25th May 2020

Colleagues heading to pub after work for just one quick bitch about office bastards

TWO colleagues are going to the pub after work for just one quick bitch about the bastards in their office.

Nathan Muir, 33, and Nikki Hollis, 31, kept the plan a secret and headed to a pub just far away enough from work to be sure to not run into anyone.

During the conversation they referred to their co-workers by the fun nicknames they had invented for them including 'The Wanker', 'The Hippy' and 'The Peado'.

They also spoke of the two pairs of colleagues both nicknamed ‘The Fuckers’; ‘The Fuckers (Metaphorical)’ are their respective line managers while ‘The Fuckers (Literal)’ comprise of Linda and Aaron in marketing who are having an achingly obvious affair.

The entire IT department was mocked by pretending to answer the phone and saying “Hello, dysfunctional tech twats?”.

After the bitching session, a few failed attempts at small talk revealed that Muir and Hollis  have nothing in common apart from hating their bastard colleagues.

They then returned to their homes to slag each other off to their respective partners.