A WRETCHED group of last year’s Christmas shoppers has been found wandering London’s Westfield centre.
The group was rescued after one of them bumped into his wife, having lost contact with her outside Top Shop in early December 2014.
Tom Logan said: “I met other cursed souls and we would wander together and in the evenings talk of the Old World, the land beyond Accessorize. We survived on nothing but vastly overpriced ‘street food’.”
Logan’s wife Jane said: “At first I assumed he would find his way home after a couple of weeks. I’ve been coming here every few months on the off chance I would find him, but I’d pretty much given up hope.”
While Logan was initially desperate to return home, he changed his mind when Jane told him the date.
He added: “Seeing as I’m here we may as well make a start on this year’s Christmas shopping.
“It is convenient to have everything under one roof after all.”