IF f**cking things up were a race, Britain’s approaches to Brexit and coronavirus would be neck and neck. Here’s why:
Both exploit our love of the NHS
As incredible as it is seeing a 99 year-old war veteran raise millions of pounds for the NHS, shouldn’t we be asking why he’s having to drum up money to begin with? Maybe we should be asking Boris where his Brexit bus money is instead.
Neither has an end in sight
The prospect of COVID-19 hanging around for years will be a familiar disappointment to Britons, who have spent the last four wondering when the madness will end. And while a vaccine is in the works, no one is immune to the tedium of Brexit.
Each ignored warnings from Europe
Countries on the continent clearly had nothing to teach Britain about coronavirus. It’s just a coincidence we copied everything they did because our own hare-brained strategy was total bollocks. It’s almost as if going it alone is bad.
They’ve galvanised Boris
After the 2016 referendum Boris Johnson staggered around in the political wilderness for a bit, and the pandemic also put him out of action. However, each one has seen him rise heroically from the ashes like a phoenix with a bad haircut.
We’re heading to financial ruin either way
No matter what, it looks like the country’s economy is going to go down the toilet fairly soon. Sadly this means the government can blame something external for the impending financial shit storm rather than taking the rap for its own shortcomings. Business as usual.
