Country with no f**king idea where it’s going to focus on trousers and handbags

A COUNTRY which has not the faintest idea where it is going is this week focusing on trousers and handbags owned by politicians.

The country, Britain, has decided not to work out a proper plan for the future because that would be too distracting when there are expensive handbags and trousers to be discussed and turned into an ‘important issue’.

A UN spokesman said: “Britain really is a fucked up mess and we all want it to just piss off. It’s the embarrassing drunk at a party. It’s the world’s dodgy cousin.

“Then again, Donald Trump is probably really impressed by all this shit about trousers and handbags.

“That’s how to get your trade deal with America – be pathetic and stupid all the time.”