A NEW couple have experimented with quirky pet names for each other that are absolutely dreadful.
Tom Logan and Eleanor Shaw have been testing new names including ‘Lemon Pop’ and ‘Little Bear’ but were forced to admit the entire exercise has been a ‘colossal fuck up from start to finish’.
Shaw said: “‘Lemon Pop’ was ironic because he’s a bit of a muscleman, but he did not get that. Took it quite badly in fact.
“And I call him ‘Big Bear’ because he’s hairy, but am I hairy? No. Do I want to be ‘Little Hairy Bear Freak’? The whole thing has undermined the relationship quite badly.”
Logan agreed: “We know other couples that have them and we’ve copied that without really understanding it. And it’s shown.
“At one point we considered ‘Snugglepuss’ and ‘Tubba Wubba’. It may as well have been ‘Hitler’ and ‘Stalin’.”