A LONDON cafe has been accused of having chicken kievs with chips on its specials board since Sunday.
All Day Cafe, rated the 1,046th best restaurant in Lambeth by TripAdvisor, has been accused of exploiting the ‘daily special’ system by giving exalted status to an unpopular thing that is taking up freezer space.
Beautician Nikki Hollis said: I ordered the chicken kievs because I assumed the dish’s very existence was as brief and transitory as a falling star.
If Id known it would still be available today, Id have had an egg mayonnaise bap. Chicken kievs actually give me indigestion but I wanted to be a part of something unique.”
43-year-old Martin Bishop said: I thought that those ‘special’ chicken kievs were created by the chef in a flash of inspiration. Turns out that chalk board is nothing but a tawdry marketing tool.”
All Day Cafe owner Stephen Malley said: These baseless accusations of menu replication were probably made up by the wankers who give out so-called Food Hygiene Ratings. Yesterdays special was chicken pie with chips, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
“I make my special dishes fresh and only when the muse strikes, which coincidentally occurs on a daily basis.”