DOCTORS will not use voluntary euthanasia laws to do lots of murders, they have confirmed.
GP Tom Logan said: “I became a doctor because helping people is nice and you can buy a fucking massive house.
“If I wanted to kill disabled people I’d have got a job with Atos.
“Also I only get seven minutes per patient, so by the time I’d strapped them down and started getting the poison ready it’d be time for the next patient, so I’d have to ask them to come back next week to finish being killed.
“I suppose I could get my receptionist Yvonne to bash their skulls in with a club. She’d probably quite like that.”
However newspaper columnists remain adamant that any relaxation of the euthanasia laws would have horrific consequences that are more interesting to read about than positive consequences.
