Female scientists quit

ALL women working in science have jacked it in to become bishops.

Responding to news that she could become a cult leader, microbiologist Mary Fisher said: “I’m so out of here.

“Learning about things that actually exist is ok I suppose, but it’s always been a second-best to wearing a big hat and banging on about a wrathful imaginary being.

“I’m just happy that I can finally reject rational thought and embrace an archaic ghost-based belief system that has rejected me for centuries.”

Astronomer Nikki Hollis said: “Like all intelligent people, I really wanted to be a bishop. But I was thwarted by my evil vagina.

“I’m so excited about this career change, studying the natural laws of the universe is dull because you are limited by reality and discouraged from behaving like a nutcase.

“Bring on the supernatural!”