CHERYL Cole has described her marriage to a Frenchman as ‘perfect’, because they have no idea what they are saying to each other.
The Newcastle-born pop star revealed her new husband speaks fluent English and that eventually she hoped to learn the language too.
She said: “Cozzee’s leek French an aal that, weez can mebbies have a lovely blaa oot in yenothem fancy food places wi’oot us havin’ to give him a dunsh.”
Cole’s husband, Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini, said: “One day I hope to find out what that meant, but in the meantime, isn’t she absolutely ravishing?”
Cole added: “Wizat him bein’ aal French, leek? Ahv nee idea, boot it sounded loosh.”