DOGS are being asked to explain to burglars why they’re letting themselves down.
As new laws are introduced banning dogs from biting intruders, the government has asked them to instead engage thieves in a debate about the moral implications of stealing.
Three-year-old Alsatian Roy Hobbs said: “Apparently I’m supposed to offer burglars a hot drink and then explain to them why they’d be better off doing an apprenticeship rather than nicking the DVD player.
“It’s an interesting idea but on balance I’d rather bite their face off.”
