Dogs not overly anxious about contents of pet food

DOGS have confirmed that they are immune to pet food scares.

As it emerged that some pet food contains unspecified animal parts, dogs said they could totally deal with that.

Retriever Nikki Hollis said: “I’m fine with rogue bits of offal, fat and genitals from mysterious species.

“Anything really except vegetables, I don’t fuck with vegetables.”

Spaniel Roy Hobbs said: “I just wish you hadn’t mentioned food because now I am going to be obsessing about it for the rest of the morning.

“I ate a skirting board once, puked three times but I kept coming back for more. I believe it was made of wood.”