A MOTORIST has solemnly promised the van driver who cut him up that this time he really will ruin his life.
Joe Turner, from Stafford, admitted he has sworn such vows before only to forget them, but that will not be the case today because his rage will never fade.
He continued: “Oh, I see you, motherfucker. I see you but you will not see me.
“I am going to follow you home and find out your name and one day, when you don’t suspect it, when you’ve forgotten all about the Kia Sportage you cut up on the A34 one sunny July day, I will turn you life into absolute chaos.
“This isn’t like that lorry on the M6, or the Vauxhall Zafira on the school run, or that Audi about five minutes ago. This is my life’s mission now.
“Don’t bother looking in your wing mirrors, not that you fucking do anyway, because you will never know when I’m coming – shit, this is my turn-off.”
Turner then forgot completely about the incident, but the threat was seamlessly taken up by driver Helen Archer who was cut off by the same van less than 200 yards further on.