FACEBOOK has cleared users to post videos of decapitations if captioned by witty or inspirational quotes.
The social media giant has approved videos of murder and fatal accidents if used to illustrate how much the person sharing them loves their kids, likes alcohol or doesn’t tolerate shit from the opposite sex.
Facebook user Joanna Kramer said: “I couldnt find my eyeliner this morning, so legally I was perfectly within my rights to post a video of a motorway pile-up captioned THIS IS MY FACE!
“Because how else would people know?
“Then my boyfriend annoyed me so I posted a decapitation video with the message ‘If they don’t respect you..? CUT them out of your life!’
And Im sorry, but anyone who criticises me for posting a video of the Twin Towers collapsing captioned Ellie Goulding on the X-Factor clearly didnt see her performance.
Sales administrator Stephen Malley said: Beheading videos depend on the context. For example, I posted it captioned TREAT YA GIRL RIGHT OR SHE CUTS OFF THE HEAD!!!!! which is funny and therefore fine.”
Social media expert Joseph Turner said: Theres a fine line between posting a picture of a cat in a turban captioned I CAN HAZ JIHAD? and posting an actual video of an actual person being killed.
Actually, no there isnt. Theres a massive fat line between those things, and the video is on the side of it labelled Never ever do this you sick bastard.