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Factory blaze caused by stupid bloody Chinese lantern thing

A MASSIVE factory fire was caused by one of those monstrously fucking stupid Chinese lanterns, it has been confirmed.

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Lopez audience imprisoned for not making enough noise

AUDIENCE members at Jennifer Lopez’s gig in Turkmenistan have been incarcerated for not partying hard enough.

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