A FATHER has abandoned plans to wear a ‘papoose’ baby carrier because it is ‘very badly designed’.
Tom Logan has been trying to put the carrier on for the past two hours so he can pop to the shop for beer and footballs and stuff.
Logan said: “There are too many straps or not enough straps.
“I’ve tried jumping into it, sliding into it, rubbing myself in olive oil and wriggling into it sideways.
“Apart from anything else, I think it might be designed for a 12-year-old. Either that or I’ve put on a lot of weight, which is not possible because I own an expensive bicycle.”
He added: “I really wanted to be one of those cool, modern dads with floppy hair and their own changing bag. But because the manufacturer failed to design this properly I shall have to use this badly designed pram.”
Logan’s six-month-old son, Ben said: “He threw away the instructions.”