UK properties could soon be only way out of reach from first time buyers as opposed to a preposterous fantasy in the mind of a lunatic.
In August of this year, the average price of a two bedroom hole in South London was £450,000, but there are now fears this figure could drop to as low as £430,000.
Norman Steele, a mortgage broker, said: “It’s the difference between a young couple staring in an estate agent’s window and saying, ‘This is ridiculous, we’re going to have to live in a kennel or move to Middlesbrough’ to ‘This is ridiculous, we’re going to have to live in a shed or move to Stoke’.”
Meanwhile, the Government has been urged to build no new houses, destroy many of the existing houses and encourage wealthy foreign gangsters to buy every third house in your street.
Conservative MP Tom Booker said, “This is cast iron evidence that Corbyn’s Britain is beginning to bite.”