ORDINARY people trying to fight each other don’t look cool like in films, it has been confirmed.
As Walthamstow erupted in an impromptu brawl, experts pointed out that real-life fighting people look weirdly like they are trying to hump each other.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “When you see famous actors fighting in a gratuitously violent family superhero film they look amazing.
“It’s like a ballet of brutality, all rippling muscles and perfectly-timed blows with a satisfying knock-out climax.
“But if you watch people fighting in real life, they’re just grabbing each other’s jumpers and going ‘you’re a wanker’ until they both fall over.”
19-year-old Wayne Hayes said: “I had a fight last night and I must say it is surprisingly difficult.
“The punches weren’t having much effect and we soon ran out of breath because we are both massively unfit from playing console games all day.
“I suppose fighting is one of those things you have to do a lot to get good at, like chess or baking.”
Professor Brubaker added: “Don’t fight, you might get hurt and you will definitely end up looking like a dick.”