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THE best things in life are free, it’s claimed, but hotel Bibles are both free and crap. Gratis stuff, ranked: 

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Eurovision to be hosted in homophobic Daily Mail reader's living room

THE Eurovision Song Contest for 2023 will be hosted in the living room of a homophobic gammon, it has been confirmed.

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