A 28-YEAR-OLD woman routinely takes an extravagant amount of tobacco when friends offer her a roll up.
Part time smoker Helen Archer always exploits the gift of a roll up by helping herself to an average 4-5 times more tobacco than is necessary.
Archer’s friend Tom Booker said: “She rolls them like they’re cigars and I’m not made of money.
“I don’t mind her having one. I mean, we grew up together, but fucking hell, it’s pure opportunism.
“Also she roached my new packet of Rizlas without asking, which bugged me a bit.”
However Archer said: “I bought 20 cigs when we were out a few weeks back and he smoked most of them.
“That’s equivalent to an infinite amount of rolling tobacco.”
Prisoner Norman Steele said: “If you did that in here you would get stabbed. Morals tend to be a bit lax in prison but we’re very strict on stuff like that.”