A MAN’S friends have been thrown into crisis after it emerged that his new girlfriend is ‘against drugs’.
Nathan Muir brought Emma Bradford to meet his mates in the pub, where the trouble began as one of them suggested going home for a smoke.
Muir immediately looked panicked and reassured Bradford that this was a reference to cigarettes or legal herbal tobacco substitutes.
Friend Wayne Hayes said: “I cornered Nathan in the toilet and asked him why he was being weird. He simply said ‘she’s against drugs’.
“I think I just said, ‘oh’ then sorted of smiled as if that was not going to cause massive problems.”
It is still unclear why Bradford is against drugs, although maybe she is religious or one of her relatives is a smackhead or something.
Muir’s work friend Mary Fisher said: “We all pretended to be totally fine with it and to respect her choices, but pretty much all we do as a group is get stoned so clearly only one of us can have Nathan.
“If either or them so much as mentions the Alpha Course, this is war.”