YOUR garden table and chairs have asked if they can come inside with the other furniture for a bit.
The outdoor furniture set, which is kept in the garage when not in the garden, says it just wants to see what it’s like in the house.
The table continued: “There’s other kinds of furniture that never seem to leave the house, and we thought we could have a lot to talk about.
“Like what it’s like inside, and what it’s like outside in the lovely fresh open air, and perhaps if they fancied having a little swap.
“We probably won’t tell them about the garage.”
The garden chairs, a table and a parasol entered the house and proceeded to have a good look round, upstairs and down, before settling down in your lounge where they appeared to be talking to your sofa about your drinking and your big fat heavy arse.
Despite hints, they appeared to be in no hurry to leave.