BRITAIN’S girlfriends have confirmed that nothing is wrong, but in a slightly offhand way which suggests that this may not be the case.
After being a bit quiet last night, avoiding eye contact and going to bed without saying anything, girlfriends have this morning stated that everything is fine although not in a very upbeat manner.
Long-term girlfriend Nikki Hollis said: “I’m fine. Why wouldn’t I be?
“I’ve got to go to work now.”
Boyfriend Tom Booker said: “Something’s not right, I can sense it.
“The difficulty is that I’m not sure whether I’ve done something bad, or she’s just not in a very good mood.
“If I ask her why she’s in a weird mood she might say she wasn’t until I made her feel weird by asking her. Then she may do that thing where she sits there holding a cushion.
“On the other hand, she’s clearly sending a signal that she wants my reassurance about something, even if she’s having difficulty reaching out because it’s a sensitive issue.
“I’ll just leave it.”