HUNDREDS of women are still being carried around on men’s shoulders after they leave music festivals.
Young attractive females who perched on shoulders during the events have decided that they want to be held aloft on a permanent basis.
23-year-old Nikki Hollis has been on the shoulders of her obedient male friend Joe Turner since last Friday.
She said: “Everyone literally looks up to you and I can even sleep if I lean forward. I kick him once to walk and twice to stop.
“I’m going into work like this.”
However girl-carrier Joe Turner said: “It hurts so much, I can’t hold out much longer. My back is soaked in sweat and urine.
“I want to put her down but I fancy her to a tragic extent, even though this sort of obedient behaviour is exactly why she’ll never go out with me.”