Government Unveils School App

THOUSANDS of schools across Britain are to be replaced with an iPhone app costing just 99p.

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Das Shittz – You Are Not My DaddyThe band recently reported their producer to the musical ombudsman after he bricked them up into a chimney until they got a drum snare right. The unmixed master tapes were later fired into the sky with a rocket launcher and magically came down again fully mixed and with added backing vocals. Despite all of that, it’s awful.

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