YOUR grandfather has phoned up to get help deleting his profile from hacked sex contacts site Ashley Madison.
The 81-year-old recently bought a computer after mastering basic internet skills at an evening class called ‘Introduction to Computing’.
He said: “I just pressed a load of buttons and before I knew it I had set up something under the name ‘silver_fox_30’ and entered my credit card details.
“It’s all a bit of a mix up, I was only trying to buy a book about diesel trains off Amazon.
“Of course I immediately tried to delete it all which is how I accidentally filled out the sections saying I was ‘open to tantric sex’ and ‘experimenting with sensual massage’.
“You know I get a bit confused these days. Now I just want to get rid of it all, and also some photos on the hard drive that aren’t relevant any more.
“They’re just of some historic buildings, your nan doesn’t need to see them.”