NEIGHBOURS of a man in Stevenage have confirmed that Roy Hobbs has completed 10 years of hammering the absolute shit out of something in his house.
Hobbs’ neighbours said he has been hammering pretty much all day, everyday without anybody knowing exactly what it is he is hammering.
Stephen Malley said: “We moved here 10 years ago. And he was hammering the shit out of something then and he’s still hammering the shit out of it now.”
Nikki Hollis, Hobbs’ neighbour on the other side, said, “You’d think he was building a fucking ark in there.
“Don’t get me wrong, he’s a nice bloke who always says ‘hello’ and that. He’s just always hammering the shit out of something.”
Tom Booker who lives at the back of Hobbs added: “I saw him come into the garden one day and I asked him how the carpentry was coming along.
“He gave me this puzzled look, as if I’d asked him how his BBC Christmas extravaganza was coming along.
“Thirty seconds later the hammering started up again.”