Group of teenagers to collectively roll incredibly bad joint

SIX teenagers have announced a plan to collectively roll a unsmokeably bad joint. 

Each of the teenagers will have a hand in the completed spliff, which will involve multiple rolling papers, cardboard reinforcement rings, a cocktail stick splint and Sellotape.

17-year-old Joseph Turner said: “It’s beyond each of us individually, but I believe if we work together we can create a cannabis joint that will get us all thoroughly stoned.

“Jordan’s on tobacco, Jack’s handling the actual weed, Olivia and Chloe are dealing with the Rizla end of things – we got five packets in case something goes wrong – and Ellie’s currently Googling what a roach is.

“We won’t get this right first time, or indeed second, but we’ll get there. And when we do, wow, blast off.”

Following construction of the Frankensteinian monstrosity the teenagers then plan to follow a strict pass-and-puff rule, to make it fairer, until its inevitable collapse.

Turner added: “In theory we’ve got my brother’s bong. But we’ve been looking at it for an hour and can’t figure out how the hell it works.”