A LOCAL hard person with a moustache has aggressively confirmed that he has never heard of Movember.
41-year-old Wayne Hayes was approached in a Somerset pub by tourist Tom Booker, who asked how much money he’d raised.
Bridgwater-based Hayes, who works in a quarry and has a fight at least once a fortnight, replied: “I don’t know what the fuck you’re on about mate.”
Booker then explained that Movember is an annual thing where people grow facial hair for charity. Hayes, who has had a moustache since he was 14, quickly became angry.
He said: “You don’t come in here chopsing off unless you want a slap. If you’ve got some sort of problem let’s talk about it outside.
“Otherwise fuck off.”
Booker then returned to his seat and left the pub shortly afterwards. He said: “I also really liked his stonewashed denim jacket, I was going to ask him if he got it from a vintage shop. I’m not going to do that now though.”
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Men under 50 who have moustaches for reasons other than fashion or fund-raising are all hard. Often they are quite small and wiry but they could very easily kick your head in.”