A HIPSTER is angry that a woman he befriended before anyone else now has lots of other friends too.
Tom Logan, a ‘digital marketer’, insists he was friends with Joanne Kramer, a graphic designer and DJ, long before her social circle went mainstream.
Logan said: “Back in the day, nobody knew about Joanne except me, because she’d just moved to London from Cambridgeshire and she hadn’t got her wifi set up yet. We met at a bus stop, because I do things old school. I was in on the ground floor, before she met that art collective and moved into their shared exhibition loft.
“Now everyone’s like ‘oh yeah, Jo’s cool, I like her hair.’ Well I told her to do her hair like that. I actually prefer her old hair, which surprises a lot of people who don’t know she used to have a choppy fringe, but that just proves I take my Jo facts far more seriously than these arrivistes.”
Logan added he remembered the night Kramer broke through to widespread acceptance, when their local pub had a lock-in and she revealed a talent for doing animal impersonations, leading to a number of party invites and Facebook friend requests.
Kramer said: “Tom’s weird. I’m so glad I have actual friends now.”