THE Oxford Dictionary of Twattery has announced this year’s new entries including ‘I have no filter’, ‘YOLO’ and ‘[x] is in my DNA’.
Editor Joanna Kramer said: “The phrase ‘I have no filter’ usually immediately precedes or follows the knob-end in question saying something directly offensive to those around them.
YOLO we believe stands for You Ostracised, Lonely Outcast, reflecting the individuals mental state as they take photographs of the expensive champagne theyve bought to drown those feelings.
And anyone who claims something is in their DNA is an inveterate marketing-dick, unless theyre talking about the inherited genetic disorder Huntingtons chorea.
Older phrases have been removed from the dictionary, including Its just how I roll, now only used by the over-40s, and Theres an app for that, the users of which have finally all been killed.
Kramer continued: Twats, and the language they use, are always evolving, and if you dont keep up you could end up married to one.
PR executive Tom Booker said: Being a twat is my jam, its where I got heat, and anyone throwing shade on that should die in a fire.