THE Daily Mail has welcomed a poll which shows just how incredibly wrong British people are about levels of immigration.
The survey showed that most Britons believe immigration is much higher than it actually is, prompting the Mail to declare total victory.
Editor Paul Dacre said: “I really can bend reality to my will. It doesn’t matter how wrong it is, if I say it is so, in the minds of my readers it becomes so.
“I was actually thinking about retiring quite soon, but this changes everything.
“I must be some sort of god.”