AN INVESTIGATION has been launched into who put a 12-minute Sonic Youth song onto a party playlist.
Housewarming host Wayne Hayes allowed friends to put songs on his Spotify playlist but someone made the insane decision to include one of Sonic Youth’s longer songs, The Diamond Sea, leading angry guests to demand an explanation.
Hayes said: “Who the hell are Sonic Moose anyway? I’ve never heard of them and nor have my neighbours or workmates.
“I have my suspicions as to who it was but I can’t say for certain yet. Somebody was trying to be impressive but it backfired and now we want blood.”
Hayes’s colleague Stephen Malley said: “That Sonic Youth song was crap and it really killed the whole mood of the party.
“It definitely wasn’t me who put it on either as if I was going to put a Sonic Youth song on it would have been Dirty Boots or Candle.
“Or The Diamond Sea…no, I mean, Superstar not The Diamond Sea. I’ve never heard of The Diamond Sea.”