ENGLAND has received irrefutable and final confirmation that everything they do as a team and nation only proves how shit they are.
After last night’s Euro 2021 final loss, the English have awoken in the knowledge that no matter how hard they try, how good they are or how much they believe, it is over and they lost.
Will McKay of Swindon said: “Well at least that settles it. It’s almost a relief. Now I know there’s no point trying.
“I couldn’t have been prouder yesterday which demonstrates once and for all what a waste of time it is being proud, hoping, or having self-belief.
“‘We got to the final’. Yeah, you’re right, that does make the pain sharper and more intense. ‘We took it all the way to penalties’ which we lost, as always, as we’re doomed to.
“In our jobs, our marriages, our family life, we now know not to bother because it won’t get any better. Thanks, Italy. I bet you all had great sex last night.”