THE UK has woken gripped by a gnawing dread this morning: is King Charles’s Coronation guest list proof he will be the Monarch of Woke?
With names like Sinn Fein’s Michelle O’Neill, Ursula von der Leyen and the Duke of Sussex given coveted seats, fears are growing that Charles will allow wokeness to rule the land.
Joe Turner of Reading said: “I haven’t read the whole guest list, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he’d invited Noam Chomsky, Emily Thornberry, and Black Lives Matter leader Marcus Rashford.
“What will it do to us, as a nation, to see our King crowned in front of Greta Thunberg, Suzy Eddie Izzard, that model with the boobs who’s raising her kid gender-neutral and Jameela Jamil? Castrate us in front of the world.
“I thought it was a positive step when he banned Meghan. I thought the responsibility of kingship had sorted him out and he’d stopped with all that green shit about it being better if buildings look nice.
“But now he needs to make a statement. If invites haven’t gone out to Laurence Fox, Jim Davidson, Lucy Pinder, Daily Mail editor-in-chief Paul Dacre, John Terry and Nick Griffin by 5pm today, we know what kind of king he’s going be.
“Come on, Charlie. We’ve already got the flags out. Let’s make it a proper right-wing torchlit rally.”