'It may be a cruel activity, but at least I look like a tit while doing it' says fox hunter

A FOX hunter has confirmed that, while his preferred sport may be controversial, at least the clothes make him look a right dildo

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BMW owner believes he is only person in the world who doesn't drive like a w*nker

A MAN is completely certain that everyone apart from him drives like a total w*nker, it has emerged.

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