YOUR kids are not in fucking school because of some teacher training bullshit, it has emerged.
Ignoring the fact that everyone is back at work today, schools have opted to delay their return by a further 24 hours, which you were only informed of by your children at 9pm last night.
Donna Sheridan of Nottingham said: “Every time. They do it every fucking time.
“I’ve worked from home this morning while they lazed about in pyjamas complaining there weren’t any big films on, then my mother’s back to look after them this afternoon just two days after I swore I’d never speak to her again.
“I cannot fathom the mindset that decides 13 weeks holiday a year isn’t enough and invents ‘teacher training days’ to drag it out further. Students basically.”
Teacher Eleanor Shaw said: “Guys, please. We need to update ourselves on what’s changed in English, or maths, or history over the last fortnight.”