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Left-handed people admit they're just doing it to be different

LEFT-HANDED people have finally confessed that they do it deliberately for attention.

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Middle-class family still in wetsuits two weeks after holiday

A MIDDLE-CLASS family who returned from Cornwall a fortnight ago are still all wearing wetsuits, friends have confirmed. 

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