HIGH unemployment figures have been blamed on Lord Patten, who has over 12,500 jobs.
As well as being Chairman of the BBC Trust, his roles include President of the Board of Trade, bus driver and stuntman.
Speaking as the Chancellor of Oxford University, Lord Patten said: This level of multi-tasking is perfectly normal.
However speaking the following day at McDonalds, he said: “Im not allowed to talk at work. Do you want fries with that?