A LUCKY bastard of a schoolkid has got art this morning, then drama and history after lunch.
12-year-old Wayne Hayes told his mate Nathan Muir about it on the bus today, within earshot of adults who hate their jobs.
Kitchen porter Tom Logan said: “He didn’t even sound particularly happy about it. I felt like telling him that the first part of my day was going to be cleaning out the grease tray at the bottom of the fryer, so if he wanted to swap I’d be more than happy to.
“Though he did say he had science last so maybe he’s not that lucky after all.”
Fellow passenger, Donna Sheridan added: “Art, drama and history, eh? All I’ve got to look forward to this week is dress-down Friday.
“And the fact that I’m a lap dancer means that’s not really a big deal for me.”