A MAN has spent a ridiculous amount of money on Christmas gifts for his six month-old son.
Martin Bishop, 32, believes that his infant son Ian will really appreciate the plethora of gifts that await him under the tree.
Bishop said: “He’s at an important stage in his development where he needs £300 worth of stuff from the Disney store and a tablet computer – a proper Apple one not some off-brand Argos thing.
“Ian is not the sort of baby who would be amused by something as simple as a felt clown with a bell on it. He’s an advanced baby.
“He will thank me in future years, when he has achieved the necessary level of development to recognise toys or know what Christmas is.”