A MAN has arrived at his office job to find that he has lost an entire decade of the only life he will ever have.
Tom Booker felt something was wrong when he swiped his security card and went to make a cup of tea, before the realisation dawned that he was 38 and had been stuck sitting at the same desk since 2011.
Booker said: “I couldn’t quite put my finger on what was wrong. Then it hit me that I’m nearly 40 years old and I rent the same flat I did when I took a six-month contract here to tide me over until my move to Berlin.
“Jesus, I think I wore this shirt to my interview.”
Booker added that from today, he would get a grip on the passing of time and take responsibility for his life before it was too late.
He said: “I’m very confident that 2021 is going to be the year it happens for me.”