A MAN in his 40s has spent a whole dinner party looking through the window at the five-a-side goal in the back garden.
The evening involved Hobbs, his wife and their friends talking about the EU over relatively expensive wine. While other guests seemed to enjoy the evening, Hobbs thought it was basically a load of shit and craved a kick around.
Hobbs said:: “I mean sure it’s great to sit around eating cheese and that but wouldn’t it be a laugh to just go and have a penalty shoot out in the garden?”
“I’ll even go in goal first. There are footballs out there and gloves too by the look of it.”
Hobbs was told by his wife to ‘stop going on about the goal in the garden and join in the conversation.’
He then opened a bottle of real ale and quietly muttered “This is bollocks” before the group moved into the lounge to talk about Strictly.