A MAN has a strange desire to downplay homelessness whenever it is mentioned, it has emerged.
Following reports that the number of rough sleepers is increasing, Roy Hobbs yet again started insisting that people sleeping on the pavement is not really a problem.
Office manager Hobbs said: “A lot of them are only doing it until they get a place in a hostel, so that’s not really homelessness, more like ‘urban camping’.
“Some are foreign, so they don’t count because they’d be sleeping on the street in their own country anyway. They probably think a change is as good as a rest.”
Hobbs has shared his views on the internet where assorted twats agreed with him, including a woman who believes homeless people are left-wing agitators trying to make the government look bad.
Co-worker Emma Bradford said: “It’s like it’s somehow his specialist subject even though he has no experience or knowledge of it.
“Also I think he’s got this weird, unforgiving right-wing thing going on where people deserve to be homeless if they didn’t do very well in their GCSEs.”